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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

CARTA DE RECLAMO


Buenos Aires, 02 de Agosto del 2005


A quién Corresponda:

Me dirijo a Ustedes, con el fin de hacerles saber lo disconforme que me encuentro con el servicio brindado. Hace tiempo vengo buscando algo que aniquile mi soledad, como su servicio estaba tan promocionado y parecía tan confiable, lo tomé. A decir verdad no es la primera vez que me pasa, pero créanme que si la más grave, por lo tanto les exijo el reembolso de mi vida pasada con sus componentes incluidos: Mi Sonrisa, felicidad, soledad aceptada, un nuevo corazón, y un alma intacta. Sépase que pude haber consumido alta dosis del producto Amor, pero el prospecto del mismo nada habla sobre la contraindicaciones que me produjo como perdida de atención, falta de ganas, tristeza acumulada, soledad repentina y dolorosa, un alma destrozada y un corazón maltratado que sufre por la ausencia de un amor que presuroso se fue. Además no imagine que una empresa tenga empleados tan pocos idóneos e irresponsables como los suyos, que vivieron meses revoloteando las 24 hs. a mi alrededor y fueron a dar el flechazo en la persona equivocada ( o bien en la acertada pero creo que el tiro no fue tan fuerte como para que se le hincara profundo en su corazón) . Qué clase de cupidos han contratado que no han hecho más que dejarme el alma enredada y colapsado el corazón?... Por eso les exijo una respuesta inmediata, una solución expedita y eficaz antes que el alma se me oxide de tanto llorar... Y es que alguien sabrá como borrarme la memoria y arrancarme esta historia?
Espero su respuesta y les exijo la baja del servicio...Yo no voy a usar más el producto puesto que no quiero enamorarme de nuevo, ni saber de hermosas primaveras, ni de abriles rosados, ni de amores, ni de amantes, solo tengo ganas de reconciliarme con mi soledad....

Atte, Yo

(Ojalá fuese así sencillo)

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    Ya verá que en poco tiempo volverán esos cosquilleos en su panza, le volverán a interesar las hermosas primaveras, los abriles rozados y tantas otras cosas...

    Jajaja, Siempre escribiendo cosas como estas. Pero igual...
    Te quiero Chikkis!
    Facu.-

     
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